A Message from Trend Heist Masturmind

Hohoho!
So, maybe you are wondering, what is this company all about?
Well, let me tell you a short story, but first, don't worry about it being "short", at least it's funny! (Please don't bullyyy)

I have always been telling green jokes with my friends since high school, and recently a crazy idea popped into my head. That idea is where you are right now.
This is so unserious, I know right? That being said, this is a legitimate company, a registered business in Canada.

As of the moment, we are shipping to Canada and the United States of America.
At the end of the day, I just want to bring you laughs and earn while doing it! Not bad right?

I hope you enjoy your experience with us!